- me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
"I’ll just reread throam one more time"
- probably my last words
Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out
ommmg babby puppy
Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, but she didn’t accept the Moonman trophy herself.
HIT EM W/ THE LEFT
You run, hit, jump, fly, and flip like a girl? Keep doing it. It’s working.