I should’ve cut off these people 4 years ago. Should not have taken my moving two hours from their shit to realize they all deserve eachother.
"But like, where did he throw it?"
"Be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too."
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters